Okay, I wrote this stuff some time ago but didn’t post it cuz I can be misinterpreted as an oaf. But I’m drunk now. So I don't mind. Here it is cut and paste. People can make their own minds up. The Cosmic Story Part II We’ve all asked the questions, "Why are we here? Is there any purpose to life? Is there life beyond the veil of death"? Well I possess answers to these questions via a quick-route method without necessarily having 'grown' into them. I’m psychic, you see, so I’m cheati...

Once upon a time, between 500 and 1000 years ago, Buddhism was a twinkle in the Western-mind’s eye. Christianity had a firm hold on the West, and the Church was using fear tactics to capture the hearts and minds of the masses. Religious leaders proclaimed that their all-powerful God would punish non-believers in hellfire forever unless they believed their doctrine. At this time, Christianity was elitist, and held a monopoly on so-called Truth. As humanity grew up, the old skool interpretati...

Because of the enormity of suffering in nature, it seems that our efforts to confront the challenge of evolution simply by restating or revising arguments for “intelligent design” are both ineffective and inconsequential. Advocates of intelligent design typically ignore the randomness, pain and struggle of the life-story. Now take a look at what follows. It’s great, in my opinion. It’s taken from a book I’ve just been reading. (Try and excuse the difficult vocabulary. The underlying message...

There was an earthquake the other night in the West Midlands, England. It happened at about 1am, and measured nearly 5 on the richter scale. It woke me up with a start, and I thought, “Wow! wtf was that?” After a few minutes, I got used to the rumble, and thought, “Imagine having sex in the middle of that! Awesome.” I just wondered, has anyone ever had sex in the middle of an earthquake? If so, did it make the sex any better, and make you want to shake some more? Or did it just give...

Okay, some valuable tips and some interesting(?) jargon, which may come in handy when taking those essential bathroom breaks at work: EGO POOPER: A colleague who poops at work and is proud of it. You will often see an EGO POOPER enter the bathroom with a newspaper under their arm, with a cocky swagger and a broad smile. EGO POOPERS usually let off loud farts before dropping their load, and they whistle or talk smugly to themselves while sitting on the throne. They like to leav...

AIDS comes as a stern teacher. It rather walks around the classroom as an old schoolmaster might, and raps you smartly on the knuckles saying, "Wake up!" Suffering serves a noble purpose.

Adam and Eve were created in Paradise. Everything was good, and pain and death didn't exist. God warned Adam and Eve that if they ate from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, they would surely taste death, and would be banished from Paradise. Doesn't the underlying meaning of this story fall into place when we assume that Adam and Eve were created in Paradise-"Heaven"? After all, in order to taste the fruits of evil, they would surely have to be driven out of Paradise to ...