This can come in handy for those slogging away at work, with bubbling bowels... ANGEL SHIT: To take a dump and wipe your arse, and see that the first wipe reveals a clean sheet. Celebrations are in order for an ANGEL SHIT. Just one or two wipes and you will be out of the crapper with a lemon-fresh bott, back at your desk in no time. COURTESY FLUSH: The act of flushing the toilet in an attempt to nullify the subtle ‘rubbing’ sound as you wipe your arse. Nobody has the right to listen in t...

Okay, some valuable tips and some interesting(?) jargon, which may come in handy when taking those essential bathroom breaks at work: EGO POOPER: A colleague who poops at work and is proud of it. You will often see an EGO POOPER enter the bathroom with a newspaper under their arm, with a cocky swagger and a broad smile. EGO POOPERS usually let off loud farts before dropping their load, and they whistle or talk smugly to themselves while sitting on the throne. They like to leav...

This might come in handy for those slogging away at work, with bubbling bowels... ANGEL SHIT: To take a dump and wipe your arse, and see that the first wipe reveals a clean sheet. Celebrations are in order for an ANGEL SHIT. Just one or two wipes and you will be out of the crapper with a lemon-fresh bott, back at your desk in no time. COURTESY FLUSH: The act of flushing the toilet in an attempt to nullify the subtle ‘rubbing’ sound as you wipe your arse. Nobody has the right to listen in...